Ramblings in Merriment

I do wonder from time to time,
While sipping rum mixed with lime,
Is there really a great divine?
For I must thank him for creating wine.
Wine of red and wine of white,
(But keep that pink stuff out of sight)
I drink them both with much delight
Until my wallet gives me a fright.
As the drink floods my brain,
To buy more I cannot refrain.
My throat becomes naught more than a drain
Until I’m jabbering like I’m insane.
Drunken falls will hurt your bum.
Drink enough and suffer a dickie-tum.
Slurred words like said through gum.
I do quite enjoy that lime and rum.



Ooh two posts in one day again. I spoil you internets, I really do.
This is another testament to my mind wandering when I'm at work.