The Droopy

Question: Can you quantify an emotion?

Answer: Probably not.

Fun Answer: I have!

 While engaging in luncheon with a colleague (read: drinking beer with my flatmate) he posed this question. More specifically he asked:

"If misery could be measured, what unit would it have?"

 Of course not wanting to pass up the opportunity to make our mark on history (read: crack a joke) we threw our brains at this wall of a problem like the crash test dummies they are. So we gave misery a unit.

Ladies and gents, I give you: The Droopy. Or Dr.

Named in his honour.

Where 100Dr = 1 Boohoo (Bh)

Then there's the speed at which one becomes miserable, the rate at which that happens, an area that inflicts misery.

And so on and so forth...

You're welcome, science!