Geez, Internet. You Sound Like My Mother!

You see that button up there? The one at the top of the page that reads Next Blog >> ? That button is great. Using its mysterious powers, it gazes at the blog you're reading and then divines another blog of somewhat equal topic for you to peruse. That's great. No wading hip-deep through the waters of the unwanted, just POP and you're staring at someone else's musings that the almighty button thinks you'll like. No fuss, no muss.
So why is it about 7 times out of 10 I am sent to a blog detailing and chronicling the life of some newborn or family, as written by the mother-figure? Moreover, why am I sent here from blogs by artists and travellers? What are you trying to tell me internet? Do you want me to start a family!? But I'm young yet! You'll get your grand kids in due time you malevolent info-being.

P.S. That title? Yeah, my mother never quizzes me about having kids. That was a lie. I lied. Deal with it.